Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. |
Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed. |
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. |
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. |
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you. |
We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. |
Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside. |
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. |
A good relationship means a really good sex life. |
Love reduced to sex is just coupling. |