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Upload to Facebook Dear Hallmark,
How about a line of Happy Palentine's Day cards for those of us stuck in the friend-zone? -
Upload to Facebook I don't mind when someone speaks their mind, I mind when someone out of their mind speaks to me! -
Upload to Facebook Basically, everyone is:
Angry on Twitter
Happy on Facebook
Successful on LinkedIn
Artistic on Instagram
Jobless on WhatsApp
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Upload to Facebook Sophomaniac:
A person who's under the delusion that they are extremely intelligent! -
Upload to Facebook This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day! -
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Upload to Facebook Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out? -
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Upload to Facebook What did I learn today? Prodigy.
A child who plays the piano when he should be playing with his friends!
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