Dear Hallmark, How about a line of Happy Palentine's Day cards for those of us stuck in the friend-zone? |
I don't mind when someone speaks their mind, I mind when someone out of their mind speaks to me! |
Basically, everyone is: Angry on Twitter Happy on Facebook Successful on LinkedIn Artistic on Instagram Jobless on WhatsApp Single on Tinder! |
Sophomaniac: A person who's under the delusion that they are extremely intelligent! |
This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day! |
Getting old is mandatory, feeling old is optional! |
Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out? |
Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "No one gives a damn"! |
Netflix is soooo much better than having to go out and pretend to like people! |
What did I learn today? Prodigy. A child who plays the piano when he should be playing with his friends! |