Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick! |
I kept thinking I could turn and go back anytime until I realized I'd travelled too far to ever go back! |
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on! |
Fun Fact: Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating! |
Pro Tip: Never buy something that the shopkeeper suggests you to buy! |
A solid advice was given by Israeli Diplomat: "Kashmir belongs to India" should be printed on every new Indian currency note! Pakistan wouldn't have the courage to print any more counterfeit Indian currency! |
If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space! |
Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough! |
If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly! |
I used to be poor... then I met Tharoor and now I'm impecunious! |