Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought two of them! |
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure! |
Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away! |
Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"! |
Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted! |
I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself! |
If you love someone, let them go; but hide their phone charger. They will definitely come back! |
I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do! |
The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry! |
I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do! |