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  • Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'.<br/>
So I bought two of them!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'.
    So I bought two of them!
  • I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure!
  • Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away!Upload to Facebook
    Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away!
  • Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, `Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car`!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"!
  • Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!
  • I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself!
  • If you love someone, let them go; but hide their phone charger. They will definitely come back!Upload to Facebook
    If you love someone, let them go; but hide their phone charger. They will definitely come back!
  • I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do!
  • The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!Upload to Facebook
    The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!
  • I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. <br/>
Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!Upload to Facebook
    I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
    Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!
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