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Upload to Facebook I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude! -
Upload to Facebook When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around! -
Upload to Facebook If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil! -
Upload to Facebook Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you! -
Upload to Facebook Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out! -
Upload to Facebook Just curious to know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner? -
Upload to Facebook I'm the friend who gets roasted in the group chat but I'm just happy to be a part of something! -
Upload to Facebook One simple suggestion:
Instead of giving roads names of leaders and celebrities, if we give names of contractors who built it with their address and phone number, the quality of roads shall certainly improve! -
Upload to Facebook If cigarette taxes are meant to discourage smoking, wouldn't income taxes discourage working? -
Upload to Facebook Be careful when you follow the masses.
Sometimes the M is silent!
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