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  • Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!Upload to Facebook
    Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!
  • The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When people say `Call me if you need anything` the word `Don't` is silent!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
  • The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting `Security Check`!Upload to Facebook
    The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!
  • I have tons of `will power`, what I really need is `won't power`!Upload to Facebook
    I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"!
  • I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!
  • Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!
  • Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.<br/>
Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!Upload to Facebook
    Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.
    Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!
  • You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!Upload to Facebook
    You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!
  • Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.<br/>
In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!Upload to Facebook
    Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.
    In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!
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