Happiness is finding old pictures of friends on Facebook and saving them in gallery thinking how you can destroy their lives anytime in future! |
One thing I like about online shopping is that nobody judges you if you leave the app without buying anything! |
Before social media, I used to think that Indian politics is dirty because of politicians. Now I realize, it's because of their supporters! |
When you put on your seatbelt, are you wearing your car? |
My self-esteem drops faster than my phone's battery life! |
A few years ago, internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet! |
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier! |
Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by yourself... but hard to digest when gifted by others! |
I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon! |
Now I have realised that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life! |