God made all creatures beautiful. He just spent a little more time on Sardarnis! |
Enjoying music is like eating candy; The first thing you do is throw away the Rapper! |
Be proud of your work, not your working hours! |
I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude! |
When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around! |
If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil! |
Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you! |
Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out! |
Just curious to know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner? |
I'm the friend who gets roasted in the group chat but I'm just happy to be a part of something! |