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Upload to Facebook Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release! -
Upload to Facebook According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used! -
Upload to Facebook I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'? -
Upload to Facebook The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you! -
Upload to Facebook There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!! -
Upload to Facebook Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life! -
Upload to Facebook I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young I used to sneak away from home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home! -
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In the year 1997: Don't trust anyone on the internet, don't get into strangers cars.
In the year 2017: Use the internet to get into a stranger's car! -
Upload to Facebook 7 deadly sins as apps in the smartphone era:
Sloth - Netflix
Gluttony - Zomato
Vanity - Instagram
Wrath - Twitter
Greed - Amazon
Lust - Tinder
Pride - LinkedIn
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