Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release! |
According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used! |
I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'? |
The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you! |
There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!! |
Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life! |
I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality! |
When I was young I used to sneak away from home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home! |
How interesting is that: In the year 1997: Don't trust anyone on the internet, don't get into strangers cars. In the year 2017: Use the internet to get into a stranger's car! |
7 deadly sins as apps in the smartphone era: Sloth - Netflix Gluttony - Zomato Vanity - Instagram Wrath - Twitter Greed - Amazon Lust - Tinder Pride - LinkedIn |