How interesting is that, we go to a restaurant of our choice to eat food of waiter's choice! |
If a woman offers to split the bill, she is independent. If a man offers to split the bill, he is cheap! |
Technically we all are time traveling to the future at the rate of 1 second per second! |
After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been? |
I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts! |
People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people! |
My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all! |
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions! |
Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything! |
A lady made a call to BSNL customer care. Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun? BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye! |