Interesting SMS

  • How interesting is that, we go to a restaurant of our choice to eat food of waiter's choice!Upload to Facebook
    How interesting is that, we go to a restaurant of our choice to eat food of waiter's choice!
  • If a woman offers to split the bill, she is independent. If a man offers to split the bill, he is cheap!Upload to Facebook
    If a woman offers to split the bill, she is independent. If a man offers to split the bill, he is cheap!
  • Technically we all are time traveling to the future at the rate of 1 second per second!Upload to Facebook
    Technically we all are time traveling to the future at the rate of 1 second per second!
  • After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?Upload to Facebook
    After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?
  • I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts!Upload to Facebook
    I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts!
  • People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people!Upload to Facebook
    People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people!
  • My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!Upload to Facebook
    My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!
  • Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!Upload to Facebook
    Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!
  • Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!Upload to Facebook
    Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!
  • A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.<br/>
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?<br/>
BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!Upload to Facebook
    A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.
    Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
    BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT