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Upload to Facebook The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts! -
Upload to Facebook My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello".
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope he goes away! -
Upload to Facebook Motivational message of the day:
Delete your social media account and WhatsApp now! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wonder whether everything is expensive or I am just poor? -
Upload to Facebook Birthday:
A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year! -
Upload to Facebook One of my biggest lie is my 'Welcome' door mat! -
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'Being of sound mind, I spent all my money!' -
Upload to Facebook You only need to find yourself, everything else can be googled! -
Upload to Facebook Have you ever thought that all of the money you have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes people say I'm perfect. Then I start to laugh and pretend to deny it, but deep down I know they're right. I'm absolutely flawless!
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