We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars! |
I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study! |
Science will admit when it is wrong; but Religion will kill to prove it is right! |
Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release! |
According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used! |
I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'? |
The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you! |
There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!! |
Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life! |
I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality! |