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  • We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars!Upload to Facebook
    We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars!
  • I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!Upload to Facebook
    I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!
  • Science will admit when it is wrong;<br/>
but Religion will kill to prove it is right!Upload to Facebook
    Science will admit when it is wrong;
    but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
  • Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release!Upload to Facebook
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release!
  • According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!Upload to Facebook
    According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!
  • I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'?Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'?
  • The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you!Upload to Facebook
    The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you!
  • There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!!Upload to Facebook
    There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!!
  • Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!
  • I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality!Upload to Facebook
    I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality!
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