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Upload to Facebook The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left! -
Upload to Facebook Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.
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Upload to Facebook My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back! -
Upload to Facebook I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off! -
Upload to Facebook It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!! -
Upload to Facebook Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!! -
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To get a loan, you need to prove that you don't need a loan! -
Upload to Facebook If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics. I'd be like a genius! -
Upload to Facebook Kids want to be teenagers, adults want to be teenagers again. Everybody wants to be a teenager, except teenagers!
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