You only need to find yourself, everything else can be googled! |
Have you ever thought that all of the money you have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet! |
Sometimes people say I'm perfect. Then I start to laugh and pretend to deny it, but deep down I know they're right. I'm absolutely flawless! |
When I was a student, my favorite words were "free" and "cancelled"! |
Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail so I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something! |
Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off! |
These days social media is more polluted than our environment! |
May be grandparents pretend to be bad with technology so that they have an excuse to spend time with us! |
New word in the dictionary - Webqoof. "A webqoof is one who believes every word or information on the internet and Social Media is true"! |
What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google! |