Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions! |
Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything! |
A lady made a call to BSNL customer care. Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun? BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye! |
The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts! |
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope he goes away! |
Motivational message of the day: Delete your social media account and WhatsApp now! |
Sometimes I wonder whether everything is expensive or I am just poor? |
Birthday: A day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year! |
One of my biggest lie is my 'Welcome' door mat! |
One of the shortest wills ever written read: 'Being of sound mind, I spent all my money!' |