Interesting SMS

  • My life used to about fun, laziness and food.<br/>
Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety!Upload to Facebook
    My life used to about fun, laziness and food.
    Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety!
  • We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!Upload to Facebook
    We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!
  • Remember - when we used to say `brb` all the time when we were online? We don't say it anymore. We no longer leave. We live online only!Upload to Facebook
    Remember - when we used to say "brb" all the time when we were online? We don't say it anymore. We no longer leave. We live online only!
  • I really need an app that sends an electric shock to people trying to contact me before 10 am!Upload to Facebook
    I really need an app that sends an electric shock to people trying to contact me before 10 am!
  • Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there, but talk shit about you at your face!Upload to Facebook
    Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there, but talk shit about you at your face!
  • I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection!
  • If she is single doesn't mean she is available.<br/>
If he is committed doesn't mean he is unavailable!Upload to Facebook
    If she is single doesn't mean she is available.
    If he is committed doesn't mean he is unavailable!
  • In public schools and colleges, you get graded on how obedient you are... not on how intelligent you are!Upload to Facebook
    In public schools and colleges, you get graded on how obedient you are... not on how intelligent you are!
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will be reincarnated as 'toilet paper'!Upload to Facebook
    People who talk shit...
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    will be reincarnated as 'toilet paper'!
  • It's faster to say `World Wide Web` than it is to say `WWW`!Upload to Facebook
    It's faster to say `World Wide Web` than it is to say `WWW`!
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