My life used to about fun, laziness and food. Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety! |
We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines! |
Remember - when we used to say "brb" all the time when we were online? We don't say it anymore. We no longer leave. We live online only! |
I really need an app that sends an electric shock to people trying to contact me before 10 am! |
Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there, but talk shit about you at your face! |
I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection! |
If she is single doesn't mean she is available. If he is committed doesn't mean he is unavailable! |
In public schools and colleges, you get graded on how obedient you are... not on how intelligent you are! |
People who talk shit... . . . . . . . . . . . will be reincarnated as 'toilet paper'! |
It's faster to say `World Wide Web` than it is to say `WWW`! |