The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan! |
Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day; But every year you pass your death day and have no clue! |
Being born poor is like starting the game on hard mode. Being born rich is like playing easy with tutorial enabled! |
The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left! |
Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game. I always lose! |
It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time! |
My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back! |
I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off! |
It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!! |
Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!! |