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  • The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan!Upload to Facebook
    The pickup line `did it hurt when you fell from Heaven` is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan!
  • Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day; But every year you pass your death day and have no clue!Upload to Facebook
    Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day; But every year you pass your death day and have no clue!
  • Being born poor is like starting the game on hard mode.<br/>
Being born rich is like playing easy with tutorial enabled!Upload to Facebook
    Being born poor is like starting the game on hard mode.
    Being born rich is like playing easy with tutorial enabled!
  • The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left!
  • Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.<br/>
I always lose!Upload to Facebook
    Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.
    I always lose!
  • It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!Upload to Facebook
    It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!
  • My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!Upload to Facebook
    My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!
  • I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off!Upload to Facebook
    I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off!
  • It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!!Upload to Facebook
    It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!!
  • Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!!Upload to Facebook
    Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!!
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