Irony: To get a loan, you need to prove that you don't need a loan! |
If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics. I'd be like a genius! |
Kids want to be teenagers, adults want to be teenagers again. Everybody wants to be a teenager, except teenagers! |
If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally! |
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays! |
One of the toughest part of my life is figuring out how to stay friends with girls who pretend to be stupid just because they think it looks cute! |
At the end of the day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?' |
Sometimes I want to quit my job to pursue my childhood dream of "doing nothing"! |
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things in my way! |
When I was young I kept asking myself what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I know the answer: I want to be young! |