A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used! |
We are not Chemicals. So we can think before Reacting! |
Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated! |
There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine! |
A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else! |
Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him! |
More people died because of Religion than because of Cancer; and we are trying to find a cure for Cancer! |
My hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me! |
Instead of teaching kids that everybody is equal, we should teach them that everybody is different and that is OK! |
Sometimes I wonder if there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter? |