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Upload to Facebook There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine! -
Upload to Facebook A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else! -
Upload to Facebook Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him! -
Upload to Facebook More people died because of Religion than because of Cancer; and we are trying to find a cure for Cancer! -
Upload to Facebook My hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me! -
Upload to Facebook Instead of teaching kids that everybody is equal, we should teach them that everybody is different and that is OK! -
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Upload to Facebook A scuba diver is the only job where you are appreciated for reaching a new low! -
Upload to Facebook People who think money can't buy happiness usually are lacking one or the other!
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