How interesting is this, that a package sent by car is a shipment, but a package sent by ship is cargo! |
An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone! |
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! |
Aging gracefully is an art. Aging disgracefully is an absolute blast! |
Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them! |
Counting the number of hours left for me to get back to bed after waking up every day is my favourite hobby! |
My extensive research has emphatically deuced that it is religion that divides people and humor that unites them! |
Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't! |
As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare! |
Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks! |