Interesting SMS

  • Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!
  • Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions; and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer!Upload to Facebook
    Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions; and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer!
  • You never really understand just how little people care about your opinion until you post it on the Internet!Upload to Facebook
    You never really understand just how little people care about your opinion until you post it on the Internet!
  • They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun!Upload to Facebook
    They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun!
  • Sometimes to find a needle in a haystack all you have to do is...<br/>
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burn down the haystack!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes to find a needle in a haystack all you have to do is...
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    burn down the haystack!
  • Only your girlfriend & stock markets have the unique ability to convert your grin into a frown in less than a moment!Upload to Facebook
    Only your girlfriend & stock markets have the unique ability to convert your grin into a frown in less than a moment!
  • Technically pessimists are optimists because they are optimistic that shitty things will continue to happen!Upload to Facebook
    Technically pessimists are optimists because they are optimistic that shitty things will continue to happen!
  • How interesting is this, that as a kid, you loved zoos because you loved animals.<br/>
As an adult, you hate zoos because you love animals!Upload to Facebook
    How interesting is this, that as a kid, you loved zoos because you loved animals.
    As an adult, you hate zoos because you love animals!
  • We Indians complain that our leaders don't keep their election promises & Americans are praying that their leader shouldn't keep his election promises!Upload to Facebook
    We Indians complain that our leaders don't keep their election promises & Americans are praying that their leader shouldn't keep his election promises!
  • Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say `it's time to chase my dreams!` And then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" And then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep!
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