If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your girlfriend, it's called "cheating"! |
I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent! |
Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms! |
When charging my phone of my laptop battery, it's like I am giving it a blood transfusion! |
I'm opening a gym called 'Resolutions'. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year! |
I am continually astonished by how quickly time passes, even though it's the most predictable thing in life! |
A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, if you don't change it, you will never go anywhere! |
Origin of the word Assume Ass U (&) Me Now I know why our maths teacher said: Let's assume... |
"Autocorrect" should be named "Autoassume"! |
We are living in an age dependent on technology, faster the speed of your internet the better the mood! |