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  • Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.<br/> Get excited!Upload to Facebook
    Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.
    Get excited!
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  • If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money!Upload to Facebook
    If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money!
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  • The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position!Upload to Facebook
    The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position!
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  • The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!Upload to Facebook
    The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!
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  • Let children believe in Santa.<br/> You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!Upload to Facebook
    Let children believe in Santa.
    You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!
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  • Better to have loved and divorced...<br/> Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!Upload to Facebook
    Better to have loved and divorced...
    Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
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  • In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!Upload to Facebook
    In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
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  • The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!Upload to Facebook
    The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
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  • Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!Upload to Facebook
    Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!
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  • A friend with weed is a friend indeed!Upload to Facebook
    A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
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