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Upload to Facebook I'm not everyone's cup of tea...
But bloody hell, I drink Coffee! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants! -
Upload to Facebook Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went! -
Upload to Facebook If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically! -
Upload to Facebook An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth! -
Upload to Facebook The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you've had! -
Upload to Facebook Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect! -
Upload to Facebook You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists! -
Upload to Facebook Dear people who type in all lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
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Upload to Facebook 2019 will probably be the last year that ends with "teen" for the rest of our lives!
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