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  • The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!Upload to Facebook
    The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
  • Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!Upload to Facebook
    Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!
  • A friend with weed is a friend indeed!Upload to Facebook
    A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
  • I'm not everyone's cup of tea...<br/>
But bloody hell, I drink Coffee!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not everyone's cup of tea...
    But bloody hell, I drink Coffee!
  • Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants!
  • Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went!Upload to Facebook
    Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went!
  • If an employer ever says `We're like a family here` what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically!Upload to Facebook
    If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically!
  • An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!Upload to Facebook
    An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!
  • The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you've had!Upload to Facebook
    The more battery you have at the end of the day, the better day you've had!
  • Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!Upload to Facebook
    Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!
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