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![You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!]()
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![Dear people who type in all lowercase,<br/><br/>
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.<br/><br/>
Sincerely,<br/>
Capital Letters!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear people who type in all lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
Capital Letters! -
![2019 will probably be the last year that ends with `teen` for the rest of our lives!]()
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![Relationship Status:<br/>
Me: I love you.<br/>
Mirror: I love you, too.<br/>
My life is set!]()
Upload to Facebook Relationship Status:
Me: I love you.
Mirror: I love you, too.
My life is set! -
![Before the internet, people thought the cause of stupidity was lack of access to information?<br/>
Yeah. It wasn't that!]()
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Yeah. It wasn't that! -
"Love or career?" my parents questioned.
"Career with love" I replied! -
![If Cauliflower can somehow become Pizza... you, my friend, you can do anything!]()
Upload to Facebook If Cauliflower can somehow become Pizza... you, my friend, you can do anything! -
Normal People: Will you be my life partner?
Me: Will you bear my stupidity for the rest of your life? -
![Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like UBER now!]()
Upload to Facebook Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like UBER now! -
![All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:<br/>
Eating vegetables<br/>
Staying home<br/>
Having a nap<br/>
Going to bed early!]()
Upload to Facebook All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables
Staying home
Having a nap
Going to bed early!
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