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Upload to Facebook If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo! -
Upload to Facebook I stress about stress before there's anything to stress about. Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about. It's simply so stressful! -
Upload to Facebook I prefer my dogs to people.
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end! -
Upload to Facebook The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people! -
Upload to Facebook Successful Adulting:
Not stabbing someone when you really want to! -
Upload to Facebook Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! -
Upload to Facebook Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them! -
Upload to Facebook I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet! -
Upload to Facebook Statutory Warning:
Performing stunts like having opinions can be dangerous! -
Upload to Facebook People always prefer an honest opinion, as long as it isn't about them!
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