I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they have never even seen one of his paintings! |
If you see me online, it means we both are online! |
Breakups are not always meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wakeups! |
Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously! |
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you! |
A "lap" is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting! |
Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave? |
Just realized that loudest word ever shouted is the word `quiet`! |
If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo! |
I stress about stress before there's anything to stress about. Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about. It's simply so stressful! |