I prefer my dogs to people. Atleast, their shit comes out the right end! |
The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people! |
Successful Adulting: Not stabbing someone when you really want to! |
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously! |
Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them! |
I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet! |
Statutory Warning: Performing stunts like having opinions can be dangerous! |
People always prefer an honest opinion, as long as it isn't about them! |
The internet has gotten dumber over time because it took stupid people a longer time to figure how to use it! |
I just realized that one can learn better grammar by being an idiot online than attending 15 years of school! |