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  • Nothing puts you in a bad mood like someone asking why you're in such a bad mood!Upload to Facebook
    Nothing puts you in a bad mood like someone asking why you're in such a bad mood!
  • If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I'm having a staff meeting!Upload to Facebook
    If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I'm having a staff meeting!
  • Being negative is great! You're either always right or pleasantly surprised!Upload to Facebook
    Being negative is great! You're either always right or pleasantly surprised!
  • On my tombstone I want it to say:<br/>
What a terrible place to end up for a guy who hates the outdoors!Upload to Facebook
    On my tombstone I want it to say:
    What a terrible place to end up for a guy who hates the outdoors!
  • The age when you are most useless (0-4 yo) is also the age when you get the most compliments!Upload to Facebook
    The age when you are most useless (0-4 yo) is also the age when you get the most compliments!
  • Monopoly is so realistic that only one person can have fun!Upload to Facebook
    Monopoly is so realistic that only one person can have fun!
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.<br/>
I mean don't they have thoughts?Upload to Facebook
    People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.
    I mean don't they have thoughts?
  • Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!Upload to Facebook
    Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
  • Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!Upload to Facebook
    Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does!
  • On my tombstone I want it to say:<br/>
Eventually, we're all the same!Upload to Facebook
    On my tombstone I want it to say:
    Eventually, we're all the same!
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