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Upload to Facebook Nothing puts you in a bad mood like someone asking why you're in such a bad mood! -
Upload to Facebook If you see me talking to myself, do not disturb, I'm having a staff meeting! -
Upload to Facebook Being negative is great! You're either always right or pleasantly surprised! -
Upload to Facebook On my tombstone I want it to say:
What a terrible place to end up for a guy who hates the outdoors! -
Upload to Facebook The age when you are most useless (0-4 yo) is also the age when you get the most compliments! -
Upload to Facebook Monopoly is so realistic that only one person can have fun! -
Upload to Facebook People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.
I mean don't they have thoughts? -
Upload to Facebook Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles! -
Upload to Facebook Laugh at your problems; Everybody else does! -
Upload to Facebook On my tombstone I want it to say:
Eventually, we're all the same!
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