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Upload to Facebook Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you! -
Upload to Facebook It's the communication age, yet nobody wants to utter more than three words before getting back to their phones! -
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When I was young they introduced me to alcohol and now they are asking me to try juice cleanser! -
Upload to Facebook Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)! -
Upload to Facebook The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem! -
Upload to Facebook We take for granted that most snakes and spider are solitary animals. Imagine them travelling in packs! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up! -
Upload to Facebook Books would get a lot more suspenseful if we didn't know how many pages we had left! -
Upload to Facebook People say the nicest things during first dates and funerals! -
Upload to Facebook Clapping is literally just slapping yourself because you like something!
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