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Upload to Facebook Technically all homeless people are roommates! -
Upload to Facebook People started this philosophy, "Thank God it's Friday!"
If you are not enjoying what you are doing five days a week, then why are you doing it?
It's a very brief life! -
Upload to Facebook Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them! -
Upload to Facebook You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook We were all humans until:
Race disconnected us;
Religion separated us;
Politics divided us;
And wealth classified us! -
Upload to Facebook Good manners have become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation! -
Upload to Facebook Then: Think before you speak.
Now: Search before you type! -
Upload to Facebook My generations never had babysitters.
Our parents just told us to lock the door and don't open it for anybody! -
Upload to Facebook There are many ways to spoil life... but I chose relationship! -
Upload to Facebook I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!
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