I like it when baristas make little pictures in the latte. At least they're putting their art degrees to good use! |
People always say that once something is on the internet, it's there forever, but good luck EVER finding that one funny picture you didn't save! |
There is a well known saying that goes `don't bring work home`, yet this is what schools force children to do after working about 8 hours every day! |
Driving is insane. Not only are you entrusting your skills to keep yourself alive, you are trusting the skills of hundreds of strangers to keep you alive! |
Water is pretty crazy, it can boil you to death, freeze you to death, and drown you but you still need it to survive! |
My ability to admit I was wrong is largely determined by the attitude of the person I'm arguing with! |
You know your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch! |
It's weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time! |
Life is beautiful until the alarm clock goes off. Then it's downhill for the rest of the day until bedtime! |
Multiple Personality Disorder is God's way of saying you need more than one person to handle this world! |