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  • Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!Upload to Facebook
    Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!
  • Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!
  • The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.<br/>
If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!Upload to Facebook
    The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.
    If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!
  • New age philosophy:<br/>
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken must be on social media!Upload to Facebook
    New age philosophy:
    Anything that is too stupid to be spoken must be on social media!
  • Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.<br/>
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!Upload to Facebook
    Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.
    Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. <br/>
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.<br/>
It's currently half empty!Upload to Facebook
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar.
    Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.
    It's currently half empty!
  • I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!Upload to Facebook
    I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!
  • The toughest thing about free speech is shutting up long enough to hear the other side of views!
  • Why Doctor Day & CA Day celebrated on the same day?<br/>
Because 'Health is Wealth'!Upload to Facebook
    Why Doctor Day & CA Day celebrated on the same day?
    Because 'Health is Wealth'!
  • We are currently boycotting any company that sells items we can't afford!Upload to Facebook
    We are currently boycotting any company that sells items we can't afford!
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