Teenagers probably wouldn't hate school as much if it started just a few hours later! |
People who take everything seriously are the real comedians! |
When you think you wanna die, you really don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live like this! |
Admissions Woes: In schools, kids are categorized by date of manufacture! |
People with money say money doesn't fix problems because their problems are not money related! |
There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity! |
I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy! |
I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box! |
How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you! |
Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets! |