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Upload to Facebook The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet! -
Upload to Facebook You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness! -
Upload to Facebook The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans! -
Upload to Facebook Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from! -
Upload to Facebook Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people! -
Upload to Facebook If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace! -
Upload to Facebook A chair is just a disabled wheelchair! -
Upload to Facebook If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day! -
Upload to Facebook Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles! -
Upload to Facebook To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.
To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
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