The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet! |
You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness! |
The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans! |
Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from! |
Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people! |
If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace! |
A chair is just a disabled wheelchair! |
If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day. You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day. Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day! |
Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles! |
To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep. To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life! |