Birthdays don't make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year! |
Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game! |
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "well this changes everything!" |
When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room! |
A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used! |
People don't understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself! |
I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right! |
Most exams are a test of memory rather than ability! |
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? There's no point! |
Have you realized the Pomegranate is not a fruit, it's a task! |