Children want to be grown up because they'll be free. Grown-ups want to be children because they'll be free again! |
Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic! |
No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it! |
Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade! |
If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance! |
In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention! |
There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice! |
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity! |
Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it! |
The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery! |