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  • If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.<br/>
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.<br/>
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.<br/>
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.<br/>
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.<br/>
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.<br/>
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!Upload to Facebook
    If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
    Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
    Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
    Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
    You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
    Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
    Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
  • Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!Upload to Facebook
    Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
  • To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.<br/>
To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!Upload to Facebook
    To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.
    To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
  • The longer you wait, the hotter you date!Upload to Facebook
    The longer you wait, the hotter you date!
  • Salt is just angry sugar!
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    Salt is just angry sugar!
  • I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM!
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    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM!
  • When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams.<br/>
When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!Upload to Facebook
    When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams.
    When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!
  • People would pay a lot more attention in college if they were given a job first, then sent to school to learn how to do it!Upload to Facebook
    People would pay a lot more attention in college if they were given a job first, then sent to school to learn how to do it!
  • Financial Life Lesson:<br/>
If something costs ₹ 1000, and it is on sale for ₹ 750, and then you decide to buy it, you did not save ₹ 250. You spent ₹ 750!Upload to Facebook
    Financial Life Lesson:
    If something costs ₹ 1000, and it is on sale for ₹ 750, and then you decide to buy it, you did not save ₹ 250. You spent ₹ 750!
  • The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word!Upload to Facebook
    The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word!
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