If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day. You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day. Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day! |
Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles! |
To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep. To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life! |
The longer you wait, the hotter you date! |
Salt is just angry sugar! |
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM! |
When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room! |
People would pay a lot more attention in college if they were given a job first, then sent to school to learn how to do it! |
Financial Life Lesson: If something costs ₹ 1000, and it is on sale for ₹ 750, and then you decide to buy it, you did not save ₹ 250. You spent ₹ 750! |
The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word! |