You can't dope to win at the Olympics, but you can use auto-tune to win a Grammy! |
Have you realized that doing anything "Solo" sounds way cooler than saying "Alone"? |
Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets! |
The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet! |
You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness! |
The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans! |
Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from! |
Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people! |
If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace! |
A chair is just a disabled wheelchair! |