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  • The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions!
  • There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!Upload to Facebook
    There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!
  • Can anybody tell, after you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?
  • Being a child is wondering why Squidward is always so mad. Being an adult is wondering why Spongebob is always happy!
  • What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?
    Opinions!
  • I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!Upload to Facebook
    I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
  • I pretend to like people everyday.
    It's called being an adult and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol!
  • I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!Upload to Facebook
    I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
  • How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!Upload to Facebook
    How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!
  • By simply being born you agree to the terms and conditions of life, which you also haven't read!
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