The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions! |
There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity! |
Can anybody tell, after you die, are you still a Human being or Human been? |
Being a child is wondering why Squidward is always so mad. Being an adult is wondering why Spongebob is always happy! |
What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry? Opinions! |
I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy! |
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol! |
I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box! |
How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you! |
By simply being born you agree to the terms and conditions of life, which you also haven't read! |