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![The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!]()
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![We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!]()
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![Dreams are just your brain putting on movies for you so you don't get bored when you sleep!]()
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![Telling a depressed person to be happy is like asking a blind person to wear glasses!]()
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![For not being able to choose to be born, people really despise when someone chooses to be dead!]()
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![It's 2019, and we still don't have a button on the TV that makes the remote beep to find it easier!]()
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