It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron! |
The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming! |
We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once! |
Dreams are just your brain putting on movies for you so you don't get bored when you sleep! |
Telling a depressed person to be happy is like asking a blind person to wear glasses! |
If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child! |
For not being able to choose to be born, people really despise when someone chooses to be dead! |
I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either. I don't even know where the box is! |
It's 2019, and we still don't have a button on the TV that makes the remote beep to find it easier! |
You're not supposed to win or lose arguments. You're supposed to reach a mutual understanding and agreement. Otherwise, you both lose! |