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  • Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!Upload to Facebook
    Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!
  • If schools focused on teaching students - how to learn instead of how to memorise, more people would enjoy school!Upload to Facebook
    If schools focused on teaching students - how to learn instead of how to memorise, more people would enjoy school!
  • I thought I am special but when I tried to pick a username for me... I faced the harsh truth!Upload to Facebook
    I thought I am special but when I tried to pick a username for me... I faced the harsh truth!
  • Birthdays don't make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year!Upload to Facebook
    Birthdays don't make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year!
  • Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!Upload to Facebook
    Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!
  • I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.  <br/>
I thought to myself... `well this changes everything!`Upload to Facebook
    I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
    I thought to myself... "well this changes everything!"
  • When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!Upload to Facebook
    When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!
  • A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used!Upload to Facebook
    A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used!
  • People don't understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself!Upload to Facebook
    People don't understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself!
  • I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right!
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    I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right!
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