My margin of error is limitless! |
It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us! |
English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do! |
You never realize how little you know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present! |
There was a time when people used to like their phone ringing in public so they could show off their ringtone. Now everyone gets pissed at your phone making the slightest noise! |
Dusting is when you wipe the dust off of something. Dusting is also when you sprinkle the powder on something. Dusting's antonym is dusting! |
It's weird to think that night time is the actual state of the universe, and daytime is caused by nearby, radiating ball of flame! |
If you turn an hourglass on its side, you get an infinity symbol and time stops ticking! |
Whoever tells you that life is easy definitely needs a reality check! |
Supervillains would have a lot more success if they committed crimes during the day when all the heroes are at their dayjobs! |