Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand! |
Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species! |
Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left? Still, five left. Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing! |
What did I learn today? It isn't the truth that gets you in trouble, it's your lies! |
Did you notice capital B's are just pregnant P's? |
Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work! |
As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid! |
When my phone battery is at 50%, the half full vs. half empty view depends on if it's plugged in or not! |
We live in a world where calling a woman 'a man' is sort of a compliment but calling a man 'a woman' is considered nothing but insult and abuse! |
If society let kids follow their dreams then there would be a lot more of astronauts! |