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Upload to Facebook Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand! -
Upload to Facebook Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species! -
Upload to Facebook Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Still, five left.
Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing! -
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
It isn't the truth that gets you in trouble, it's your lies! -
Upload to Facebook Did you notice capital B's are just pregnant P's? -
Upload to Facebook Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work! -
Upload to Facebook As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid! -
Upload to Facebook When my phone battery is at 50%, the half full vs. half empty view depends on if it's plugged in or not! -
Upload to Facebook We live in a world where calling a woman 'a man' is sort of a compliment but calling a man 'a woman' is considered nothing but insult and abuse! -
Upload to Facebook If society let kids follow their dreams then there would be a lot more of astronauts!
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