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  • Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, `Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car`!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"!
  • Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!
  • I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not self-absorbed, I just pay too much attention to myself!
  • If you love someone, let them go; but hide their phone charger. They will definitely come back!Upload to Facebook
    If you love someone, let them go; but hide their phone charger. They will definitely come back!
  • I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do!
  • The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!Upload to Facebook
    The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!
  • I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. <br/>
Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!Upload to Facebook
    I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
    Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!
  • Bose is Bengali stereo type!Upload to Facebook
    Bose is Bengali stereo type!
  • The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them!
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    The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them!
  • I suppose that I should confess that all of my claims of having spidey sense was just an intricate web of lies!Upload to Facebook
    I suppose that I should confess that all of my claims of having spidey sense was just an intricate web of lies!
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