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Upload to Facebook Whenever I park, I like to smile and wave at the pigeons so they think, "Hey, he seems really nice. Let's not shit on his car"! -
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Upload to Facebook The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry! -
Upload to Facebook I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do! -
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Upload to Facebook The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them! -
Upload to Facebook I suppose that I should confess that all of my claims of having spidey sense was just an intricate web of lies!
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