I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s! I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere! |
On my tombstone, I want to be written... Finally, I got to be the center of attention! |
Dear Problems: Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer! |
I swear, I don't gossip, I simply recycle information! |
When I reply "lol okay" I'm probably not laughing and it's definitely not okay! |
I am a Minority in India. I want reservation. Since I am part of only 1.7% of the population. My caste is 'Income Tax Payer'! |
Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder! |
Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought two of them! |
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure! |
Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away! |