Interesting SMS

  • I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s!<br/>
I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s!
    I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere!
  • On my tombstone, I want to be written...<br/>
Finally, I got to be the center of attention!Upload to Facebook
    On my tombstone, I want to be written...
    Finally, I got to be the center of attention!
  • Dear Problems:<br/>
Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Problems:
    Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!
  • I swear, I don't gossip, I simply recycle information!Upload to Facebook
    I swear, I don't gossip, I simply recycle information!
  • When I reply `lol okay` I'm probably not laughing and it's definitely not okay!Upload to Facebook
    When I reply "lol okay" I'm probably not laughing and it's definitely not okay!
  • I am a Minority in India. I want reservation. Since I am part of only 1.7% of the population.<br/>
My caste is 'Income Tax Payer'!Upload to Facebook
    I am a Minority in India. I want reservation. Since I am part of only 1.7% of the population.
    My caste is 'Income Tax Payer'!
  • Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder!Upload to Facebook
    Strange: To stop a piece of paper from folding you put it in a folder!
  • Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'.<br/>
So I bought two of them!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I saw a book titled 'How to solve 50% of your problems'.
    So I bought two of them!
  • I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure!
  • Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away!Upload to Facebook
    Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn't go away!
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