I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people! |
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch! |
Bandh: A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time! |
Advantages of Being Single: Can flirt with everyone Can save time and sleep well No missed calls in the late night No need to worry about how you look |
A clear rejection is better than fake promises! |
Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once! |
Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult! |
I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days! |
I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'! |
That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me. I whispered her sweet muffins! |