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  • I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people!Upload to Facebook
    I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people!
  • Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a b*tch!
  • Bandh:<br/>
A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time!Upload to Facebook
    Bandh:
    A day in India where all the jobless people come on the street to ensure people having a job don't reach their offices/homes in time!
  • Advantages of Being Single:<br/>
Can flirt with everyone<br/>
Can save time and sleep well<br/>
No missed calls in the late night<br/>
No need to worry about how you lookUpload to Facebook
    Advantages of Being Single:
    Can flirt with everyone
    Can save time and sleep well
    No missed calls in the late night
    No need to worry about how you look
  • A clear rejection is better than fake promises!Upload to Facebook
    A clear rejection is better than fake promises!
  • Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!Upload to Facebook
    Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!
  • Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!Upload to Facebook
    Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!
  • I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!
  • I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'!
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    I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'!
  • That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me.<br/> I whispered her sweet muffins!
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    That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me.
    I whispered her sweet muffins!
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