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  • Social media is a great way to waste your day, week, month, year, years, life!Upload to Facebook
    Social media is a great way to waste your day, week, month, year, years, life!
  • It's better to be alone than to wait for someone else's attention!Upload to Facebook
    It's better to be alone than to wait for someone else's attention!
  • You have no say in being born... no say in dying. But, living is completely up to you!Upload to Facebook
    You have no say in being born... no say in dying. But, living is completely up to you!
  • A relationship is like a gadget.<br/>
If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it!Upload to Facebook
    A relationship is like a gadget.
    If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it!
  • Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients!Upload to Facebook
    Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients!
  • Sometimes I can't remember what I was about to say. It's like my brain has a mind of its own!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I can't remember what I was about to say. It's like my brain has a mind of its own!
  • When a child is born, everyone around you is suddenly an expert at raising children!Upload to Facebook
    When a child is born, everyone around you is suddenly an expert at raising children!
  • There are two types of people in the world:<br/>
1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm<br/>
2. IdiotsUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of people in the world:
    1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm
    2. Idiots
  • Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you?
  • Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old!
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