Social media is a great way to waste your day, week, month, year, years, life! |
It's better to be alone than to wait for someone else's attention! |
You have no say in being born... no say in dying. But, living is completely up to you! |
A relationship is like a gadget. If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it! |
Attractive doctors and nurses probably never get accurate pulse readings from their patients! |
Sometimes I can't remember what I was about to say. It's like my brain has a mind of its own! |
When a child is born, everyone around you is suddenly an expert at raising children! |
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots |
Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you? |
Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old! |